doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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