Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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