her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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