just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
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