Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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