no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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