the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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