wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
