okay pat passed out under dana's car
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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