Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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