suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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