question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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