I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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