Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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