i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Randomize
