so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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