i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
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