Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
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