we're chasing vodka with high fives
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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