yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
please don't ironically join a cult
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