i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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