i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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