i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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