my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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