My sheets look like a crime scene.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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