Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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