We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I forgot how hot balto sounded
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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