Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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