The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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