ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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