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You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you

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there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'

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(850): View more from Florida

the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people

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(334): View more from Alabama

So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police

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(410): View more from Maryland

Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus

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