scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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