I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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