Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
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