Me too!
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Did I show you my penis last night?
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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