I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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