Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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