You work out of a Hotel?
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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