She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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