brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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