First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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