I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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