whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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