i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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