Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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