At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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