Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
