I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
my liver is dry heaving
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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