Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I just gift wrapped bread.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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