i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
My vagina just recognized that song.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
