..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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