haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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