Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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