Im at strip club and am horny
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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