No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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