Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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