Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
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